tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1836164121345959749.post3673479606891074604..comments2024-03-21T16:21:33.790-06:00Comments on Drive and Dish: Scouting SantaS.K.http://www.blogger.com/profile/15820860177527096826noreply@blogger.comBlogger1125tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1836164121345959749.post-18914379756018760672009-12-27T19:21:12.137-06:002009-12-27T19:21:12.137-06:00Merry Christmas Happy New Year Soulman45 Temperatu...Merry Christmas Happy New Year Soulman45 Temperatures 65 above zero: Floridians turn on the heat. People in Michigan plant gardens. 60 above zero: Californians shiver uncontrollably. People in Michigan sunbathe. 50 above zero: Italian & English cars won't start. People in Michigan drive with the windows down.. 40 above zero: Georgians don coats, thermal underwear, gloves, wool hats. People in Michigan throw on a flannel shirt. 35 above zero: New York landlords finally turn up the heat. People in Michigan have the last cookout before it gets cold. 20 above zero: People in Miami all die. Michiganders close the windows. Zero: Californians fly away to Mexico . People in Michigan get out their winter coats. 10 below zero: Hollywood disintegrates. The Girl Scouts in Michigan are selling cookies door to door. 20 below zero: Washington DC runs out of hot air. People in Michigan let the dogs sleep indoors.. 30 below zero: Santa Claus abandons the North Pole. Michiganders get upset because they can't start the Snowmobile. 40 below zero: ALL atomic motion stops. People in Michigan start saying...'Cold enough fer ya?' 50 below zero: Hell freezes over. Lions win the Super BowlSoulman45http://www.washingtontimes.com/news/2009/dec/27/barefoot-bandit-eludes-cops-captures-cult-followin/comments/noreply@blogger.com