(Photo: ABC News)Propelled by a whirlwind of scoring in the second half of the National Championship game, Connecticut captured the 2011 NCAA National Championship in men's basketball by beating Butler 53-41. The 2011 NCAA title is Connecticut's third National Championship in men's basketball. All three of Connecticut's Championships have come under the stewardship of head coach Jim Calhoun. Calhoun previously led Connecticut to NCAA titles in 1999 and 2004.
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Weber's teams never go for loose balls like UConn and Butler in that pic. Look how hard Brad Stevens's guys play. Clown shoes Weber's teams are soft and lazy. Boot Weber out of here, hire Stevens, and bring back the Cheif.
Bring back the Chief!!!!!!!!!!
Look at the calves on that guy from Uconn in the picture. Then look at the shoulders on the Uconn guy and the guy from Butler. Those guys are ripped!!! Weber's teams are soft and skinny. When was the last time we had a big who weighed over 200 pounds??? Weber has never put enough emphasis on the weight room. That's our bigs get pushed around like 3rd graders playing against men out there. Brad Stevens has Butler's players cut up like greek gods and in great shape. Weber's bigs are weak and guards like McCamey are fat slobs. Stevens obviously motivates his kids to live in the weight room like Ronnie Coleman. Weber's guys don't take training seriously. And why the hell would they. They play for clown shoes markerface. They prolly spend the whole year counting down the days till the season's over and they can get the hell away from Bubbles Bruce.
Fire Weber, do whatever it takes to Get Stevens here, and bring back Chief Illiniwek!!!!!
Bring back the Chief!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Them Butler team be beein them best academic team in them nation. Them pay credit card companys be wanting them credit card teams with them secret agents be beein them champions. They be spikin them Butler players carrot juice with them slow down potin. That be happenin last year as well. They aint be wantin them non player payin schools be winnin them title. Butler be beein them one few schools that be teachin them kids and playin because of them lovin them game.
I been lookin for them Shelley Smith in them stadium. I be seein them espn camras and be askin be talkin with them Shelley Smith. They be sayin that she be beein busy and aint be talkin with no fans. I been explainin my role havin played Jacks in varius countys and that I be beein like them other talentid athleets. I be askin a couple more times, then they be sayin come and be seein them Shelley Smith she be in them press area in them back. Then I be runnin in and ready be greetin them Shelley Smith and them men in them yellow jackets like them georgia tech team be throwin me on them ground and be takin me down to them station. Butler be sabotaged by them pay credit card people and I been endin up in them jail. My wife be beein so furius that she aint been bailin me out and be sayin that she be wonderin why I be beein in them press area and I be mentionin that I made some connectins playin Jacks. Steemer be callin Boomer back home who be wirin them cash and now I be back on them road. I be needin be stayin in them Houstin for them court. I aint been picturin so much sabotagin and be knowin that Butler be deservin be cuttin down them nets and Shelley Smith be deservin them smoochin with them good ole Bobby. I be thinkin that I be beein dancin on them court in them shinin shoes and aint be in chains in them other court. My wife she be headin back with Bertha Jenny in them van. Steemer be needin takin them Gray hound bus and I be needin be findin them new tent. My wife be takin them back home. I aint be havin much cash here. I need be beein focusin on them Jacks seasonin.
Next year them Butler be bringin them own chef. They be allowin them credit card schools be cheatin them down. uh huh. uh huh. Then we be cuttin down them nets!! Then I be meeting them Shelley Smith and we be a smoochin. I been down in the Jacks tournamint and I been wearin them crown in them past. uh huh. uh huh. Butler. We be cuttin down them nets!!!!
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I'm Dr. Rockso, the Rock 'N' Roll Clown. I do cocaine!!!
Now that Dr. Rockso got remixes out there, Rockso gonna start learnin how to DJ c-c-c-so Rockso can make a c-c-c-comeback as an electro DJ, c-c-c-like Tommy Lee did. C-C-C-Club promoters gonna pay Dr. Rockso in cocaine. Dr. Rockso gonna rock the crowds and get all the young girls again. But Rockso gonna have to stuff a c-c-c-cucumber down his jumpsuit to keep up with Tommy Lee in other ways.
Dr. Rockso gotta find somethin to pawn so Rockso can buy DJ equipment and cocaine.
I'm Dr. Rockso, the Rock N' Roll clown. I do cocaaaiiine!!!!!
Young Man Dr. Rocks,
You obviously have not learned your lessons in jail young man. I will report you once again! You are a horrible influence on society and belong behind bars! It's high time you shape up young man. You refuse the help provided to you. You should apologize to all the victims you are hurting.
Sincerely,
Sister Therese
That was the ugliest championship game I've ever seen. Butler couldn't of scored if there lifes depended on it. That just shows how great Brad Stevens is. He took a team that can't even put the ball in the basket and got them to the championship game again. Other then Howard and Mack, nobody on that team belongs in D1 basketball. Stevens basically coached up a Division 3 team that can't score and got them to the championship game. If there's anybody out there who still doesn't think this guy is the best coach in the game, I don't know what to tell you. But your an idiot.
Fire Clown Shoes Weber, give Stevens $100 million for 5 years, and bring back the Chief.
Jereme Richmond wouldn't be leaving for the NBA if we had a real coach. Richmond was gonna be our best returning player next year. Now he's gone. He had a totally wasted freshman year. Weber should of started him from day 1, but clown shoes kept starting slow white Bill Cole instead. Without JRich next year, were screwed.
No way Richmond leaves if Brad Stevens is coach. No way all the problems JRich had here happen if Stevens is coach. Stevens never would of let JRich get by not going to class and smoking weed all day. Butler players respect Stevens so much that they get it done in the classroom just to keep him from being disappointed in them. Not the case here. Our guys skip out on class just to stick it to clown shoes Weber. They prolly want to be ineligible, so they don't have to play for Bubbles Bruce. Fire Weber, hire Brad Stevens and bring back Chief Illiniwek.
Long live the Chief.
Paul Klee said Florida offered Jerrance Howard an AC job.
Holy. Friggin. Crap.
Were gonna lose Jerrance to Florida. No way we hold on to him. The hits keep on coming. I mean, who would you rather work for, Billy Donovan or clown shoes Bruce Weber????? All Donovan's assistants have gotten primo HC jobs. Billy the Kid has sent Anthony Grant and Shaka Smart to VCU. Hell, once has been burnout Larry Shyatt joined Donnovan's staff, even he got the Wyoming job this year. Bruce Weber's coaching tree is nonexistant. Jay Price is Weber at Purdue redux. Lifetime assistant who nobody in there right mind would hire as a HC. Wayne McClain should of gotten a HC job by now, but b/c he's been stuck on Weber's staff, nobody would touch him. Now he's too old for a HC job.
Jerrance is to smart to get stuck on Weber's bench for the rest of his life. He knows that he's gotta get off the ship before it sinks. Now that Florida wants him, he's as good as gone. Now we might as well kiss recruiting Chicago goodbye. If Snacks goes to Florida, Donnovan's gonna work the Chi-town pipeline.
No way Snacks leaves if Brad Stevens is head coach. Fire Bruce clown shoes Weber, hire Stevens, promote Snacks to Associate HC Stevens's staff, and bring back the Chief!!!!!!!
Mike Davis and Mike Tisdale played well at the Portsmouth Invitational last nite. Imagine that.......they kick arse the 1st time in 4 years they play in a game that's NOT COACHED by Bruce Weber. I wonder what the common denomonater is there. LOL!! Get rid of Weber yesterday, bring in Brad Stevens from Butler, promote Jerrance Howard to Associate Head Coach and bring back Chief Illiniwek!!!!!!!!!!
Uggghhhhh.........It's been days since I've been able to.......uh, you know. What's a guy gotta do to get a little relief, if you know what I mean. Ugggggghhhhhhhh!!!!!
Push it, Pull it, Tow it to Golf Mill Ford
Whoa.....just got out of an 8:00 AM early mornin meeting. Still constipated like there's no tomorrow. But now I've got another problem goin......S.B.D. Did some damage in the meeting, lemme tell ya. Phew. Wouldnta wanted to be one of the other people in that meeting room. Actually feel kinda bad about it, ya know. I don't think they knew it was me though. Everybody prolLy thought it was one of the interns.
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Golf mill ford....got nuthin to push. Sure wish I did. Hopefully later today it'll be time for a newspaper break in the other office, if ya know what I mean. Oh yea, not gonna pull it either....at least not here at work haha. Save that for home lol.
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Totally bitchin' website, man. You've got some raaad comments on here dude!!! Totally Excellent!!!! Dr. Rockso is extreme to the max!!!! Zazz Blammymatazz kicks butt. I saw Dr. Rockso and Zazz Blammymatazz in concert in 1984. It was sa-weet!!! Cool beans man.
when you drive to cadillac and you have a cataract, your car slides of the road, and you need a tow.
when you need some new oil and your face wants to boil, then you need to get a change and and you must use some change.
Haha. Woke up a few minutes ago in da backyard of da pike house at UW Whitewater. Must of past out when I left da aftaparty and went outside to puke. Still hella drunk from last nite son!!!! Dem Whitewater shawteez wuz all up on dis playa last nite. I wuz holdin it down like Charlie Sheen wit dem goddessez, kidd. lol. Wuz grindin on dem shawteez when Black and Yellow came on. Wuz spittin game like Mystery and Neill Strauss in The Game. Haha. Now I gotta find a way to get back home to Janesville, cuz it looks like my boyz bounced without me. Must of thought I hooked up with one of dem shawteez.....lol!!!! Plus I gotta get the bird shit outta my hair. Bad thingz can happen when U spend da nite outside. Damn birds been droppin dem bombz on me when I wuz past out. Haha!!!
It's raining again in Chicago. That's on Bruce Weber. I'll bet it's not raining on Butler's campus. They've got Brad Stevens, so it's prolly 75 and sunny, with white sand beaches, palm trees and hot Hawaiian girls dancing in grass skirts over there.
Dump Weber, hire Stevens, promote Snacks to Associate HC, put5 rows of skyboxes in Assembly Hall and bring back the Chief!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
yo dr rockso - which school did u pick to win the ncaa men's basketball tournament.
Lionle Rihcie, Dr. Rockso c-c-c-dont know nuthin bout no schools or no basketball tournaments. Dr. Rockso only knows about c-c-c-one thing baby.......rock n' roll and cocaaaiiiine. Dr. Rockso did go to some c-c-c-parties at UCLA and USC back in the 70's and 80's. But Rockso don't know nuthin bout no c-c-c-basketballs....just 8 balls, baby!!!!
I'm Dr. Rockso, the rock n' roll clown. I do cocaine.
OMG!! Mark Tupper said Jereme Richmond COULD HAVE returned if he met certain conditions. That means he DIDN'T actually get kicked out of school for grades and drugs. He jumped to the NBA draft b/c he didn't want to come back. Sounds like he didn't want to play for Weber. I don't blame him. Pretty soon, Jerrance Howard is gonna jump off this sinking ship to. How can it get any worse. Were screwed.
Fire Weber, hire Brad Stevens, promote Snacks Howard to Associate Head Coach, and bring back the Chief!!!!!!!!!
This blog is totally gnaaaarly!!!!! It rocks like Heavy Metal Parking Lot!!!!!
Rock on dude!!!!! Rock onnnn!!!!!! Par-tay!!!!!! Wooo!!!!!!
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I be beein stuck in them Houstin while them other folk be beein back in them Monon. Them same ole Butler be beein in them final year after them year and next year we be finishin them job. uh huh. uh huh. We be cuttin down them nets!! Aint no pay credit card school gonna be taintin them carrot juice and them healthy food them Butler students be eatin. Them pay credit card schools be financin them secret agents and them kis at them smookie dookies and them other hollywood silicon schools be drinking them whiskey and muur. Thats why Butler be brigin theyre own chef next year and we be cuttin down them nets. I aint been findin them Shelley Smith in them Houstin, but I aint be givin up. I be focusin on them Jacks and preparin for them seasonin and be ready for them day they be showin Jacks on them ESPN. Then I be tippin my cap to them Shelley Smith and later we be a smoochin. Teeeee Heeeeee!!
Hopefully I be puttin them trespassin business behind me and I be headin back home to my wife who be beein mad at me and them Pea con pie of them Bertha Jenny. Them good ole boys at them vfw be missin them Jacks lessons. like them Butler kids, we be bouncin back and soon we dancin on them floor and be celebratin them One Shinin Moment when we be cuttin down them nets!!
Dear Mr. Bob,
I am deeply disturbed by your behavior which is negatively affecting the commentary on this web. I have commented on Dr. Rocks illegal activities and now I see you sliding on a slippery slope and ending up in jail like him.
You are living in sin with multiple women in your house. That is not setting a good example for the children of your neighborhood sir. You also need to cut out your pursuit of an affair with Ms. Smith. You are a married man. You even have the audacity to pursue this woman while your wife who has been supporting you for years stands by your side. I will drive to your town and have a word with your wife if you do not change your behavior at once sir.
You need to stop playing those childrens games and start going to your parish. We have couples retreats where you can learn to express and share love with your wife. That is a hoot. You need to talk to a priest sir.
Sincerely,
Sister Therese
Holy effen crap!!!!!! Stephen Bardo said that Billy Donovan, Larry Brown, AND Thad Matta wanted the Illinois job when Bruce Weber got hired. Wow. Just wow. I just threw up in my mouth. We coulda had Donnovan, Brown or Matta, but we ended up with clown shoes Bruce instead.
Sick. To. My. Stomach.
Just wow. Dont know what to say. Just wow. How the hell do you turn down Billy Donovan, Larry Brown and Thad Matta for a guy who can't even draw up a play in a timeout without smearing ink from the marker all over his face???
Fire Weber, hire Brad Stevens from Butler, promote Jerrance to Associate Head Coach, and bring back Chief Illiniwek!!!!!!!!!!!!
Been cold and raining all day again here in Chi-town. I blame Bruce Weber. It didn't rain so much when Bill Self was our coach and we were winning the B1G every year and making Elite 8 runs. But ever since clown shoes Weber has been coach, it somebody else wins the national championship and it rains every April. I'll bet it's not raining on Butler's campus. Even if rain clouds started to form overhead, Brad Stevens wouldn't let it rain. He'd scare the rain off with his calm demeanor and his coaching mojo. The guy's really just that good.
Fire Bruce markerface, hire Brad Stevens, promote Snacks Howard to Associate Head Coach, and bring back The Chief!!!!!!!!!!!
Hail to the Chief!!!!!!!!!!
Parlay Larry is gay!
i cant get enuff,
I don't know how many times I have to say so, but I'm not gay!!!!! I'm just going thu a dry spell. Besides, I've been short on cash for a while, you know, with my gambling troubles and all. So I can't go out anyway. Plus, I've been laying low with a buddy out of town b/c I've got some guys looking for me....you know, with the gambling debt and all that stuff.
Love the screen name though. The Black Eyed Peas song is cool (Fergie looks great now -- I really luv her hair and makeup!!!), and the Saturdays' version is good too (they're soo cute -- i>3 the Betty Boo motif and their fake lashes!!!) but I still like the original better. Gotta love the boys' leather in that video!!! I mean, in a non-gay way, of course.
420!!!!!!!!! IM SOOO HIIIGH!!!!!!
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Hey man, yall are slackin on comin up with new articles. when are yall gonna put up somethin new??? Im fixin to stop readin yalls blog if yall dont write somethin new soon. BTW, yall need to put up some Skynnard yutobe vids on here too.
COCAINE!!!!
i just get sexy bj from hooker i pick up on cermak and canal over by chinatown. awesome awesome time!!!! hope not tranny.
Dr. Rockso loves me some c-c-c-hookers and ice cream. Dr. Rockso been the ice cream man since like forever, baby!!! Rockso gonna go get some hookers an c-c-c-ice cream . . . and cocaine!!!!
I do cocaine.
We all know somebody driving without car insurance. It is a problem sweeping America today. I am reaching out to a special friend Valpo Vlade who may be developing ulcers each and every time he hits the road. Valpo Vlade we love you and we want to save you the pain and heartache you currently have. That is why I am recommending you to my trusted car insurance agent Jamie Salbego who will offer you an unbeatable discount in being protected. Think about your loved ones Valpo Vlade.
No need car insurance. Drive every day without. Car insurance for pichkas. I drive BMW 7 series with no insurance and open bottle of Popov between legs. Keep driving until bottle empty. Then I go get nother bottle.
Wow. I didn't know you guys were still commenting on this old post. When is Drive and Dish going to put somethin new up here??? These guys haven't written anything new since April 4. Get with the program guys!!!
Good Day Children,
We would like to invite you to our parish St. Cletus for some lemonade! You will get the chance to explore a cave and learn about the Old Testament. You will need a signed letter from your parents and a $15 check made out to St. Cletus Parish. Our parish van will pick you up right at home. That sounds like a hoot if you ask me.
Sincerely,
Sister Therese
ur gay
oh oh eh eh,
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whose a happy clown,
wearing a funny gown
who can turn your frown
when you're feeling down
Dr. Rockso, the happy clown.
He makes balloons for you,
cotton candy if you're good,
riding his uncycle for all the boys and girls.
Dr. Rockso, with hit cute little
hat,
moving like a bat,
wearing that big smile
going the extra Mile.
Dr. Rockso, Dr. Rockso,
Dr. Rockso.
Many people smile,
when the clown says hi,
he may give you a wink,
when he says sing sing,
Dr. Rockso, Dr. Rockso,
Dr. Rockso
The happy fuzzy clown.
C-C-C-Anonymous, Dr. Rockso c-c-c-wants to thank you for your kind words. Dr. Rockso c-c-c-been needin words of encouragement. Rockso ain't been doin' so good lately. Been waitin' on them ASCAP royalty checks to come in so Rockso can pay his bills and score some more cocaine.
I do cocaine.
Dr. Rockso was supposed to go back on tour for the summer. Dr. Rockso was booked for a full schedule of shows, playing everything from the Kingsland Catfish Festival to the Granite City Beer Festival, and c-c-c-everything in between. Everything started out fine back in early May. But cocaine and Oxycontin and evil women got in the way, and it all came crashing down some time in June. Cancelled a bunch of shows and went on a two week bender. The dates are a little bit c-c-c-hazy, if you know what Dr. Rockso means.
B-b-b-but summer ain't over!! Dr. Rockso gonna pull it all together and c-c-c-get back on stage someday.
Gotta go now, Dr. Rockso got something very important to do ....... cocaine!
I'm Dr. Rockso, the rock and roll clown. I do cocaine.
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I kinda wanna get rid of my muffin top. OK, so I wanna get rid of it in the worst way. But my GF always gives me compliments on my muffin top. Says she likes it. Says my love handles are cute and fun to grab onto during sex.
What say you???
Been watchin them Nicki Minaj videos for a minute. Ol' girl got dat gadunkadunk!!!!! Booty juice be bangin' like a muthafu**a!!!!
Damn!!! Look at dat booty!!! I got ta get some-a-dat!!!!
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Ol girl makin' my ass feel like I'm 14 years old again. Makin' me feel like I'm a freshman again and I be daydreamin' bout Janet Jackson fine azz on Diffrent Strokes and my azz is prayin' none of them teachers call me to stand up or come up in front of da class, knowwhat IM'm sayyin!!!
Got to get ready to go to church up in here, and got to get my mind off Nikki Minaj fine azz. Damn.
clemson clyde, wtf!?! ur out of your freakkin mind. nicki minaj is nasty. her ass is gargantuan. shes a ho and she prolly has herpes. get ur mind rite son!!!!!
I disagree with previous statement. Clemson no be have good season. You should play concert in Singapore Dr. Rockso.
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Maan, Dr. Rockso don't know what to say. Rockso's c-c-c-chokin' up over them kind words. Been a long, hot summer for Dr. Rockso. Dr. Rockso needed to hear somethin good for a change. Rockso done hit rock bottom again this summer. Had to cancel the Zazz Blammymatazz reunion world tour ...... again. Now Dr. Rockso's wellin' up with c-c-c-tears like a little girl who just found out that Justin Beiber's c-c-c-gay, and Selena Gomez is just his b-b-b-beard, baby. Well, 'cept for the c-c-c-fact that decades of c-c-c-hard drug use done left Dr. Rockso with no functioning tear ducts, baby. Awww, maaan, Dr. Rockso got broke tear ducts, but at least Rockso's clown nose still bleeds. And believe Dr. Rockso, it bleeds a lot ...... if you know what Dr. Rockso means.
Maan, all this talkin' bout bleedin' clown noses got Dr. Rockso thinkin' bout you know what ...... cocaine!!!
Gotta go. Got some lines callin' Dr. Rockso's c-c-c-name!!!
I'm Dr. Rockso, the rock n' roll clown. I do cocaine.
the Dog went to the paRk
Running alOng the CreeK Singing Odes
I've got boogers in my nose
I've got boogers on my clothes
On my fingers, hands and toes (yes, my toes!)
In my Corn Flakes and Cheerios
My nose makes boogers day and night
I pick them and pull them with all my might
And yes, I know, it's a disgusting sight
But if picking boogers is wrong
I don't want to be right.
B-O-O-G-E-R-S
Gooooooo Boogers!!
Wooo Wooo!
There's something wrong, and it needs to be fixed
There's a booger in my nose that's begging to be picked
Picking boogers is my passion, the purpose of my life
That's why I've been dumped by my family, friends and wife
I pick boogers all day, regardless of the time or place
I usually have a few boogers stuck on my fingers, hands and face
I pick them, I flick them
I lick them, I kick them
I crave them, I wave them,
Like a hoarder, I even save them
I pick boogers in the radiant afternoon sunlight
I pick boogers under the dark cloak of midnight
I pick boogers in restaurants, in theaters and in bars
I pick boogers on buses, on trains and in cars
I picked boogers in school and I pick boogers at work
I pick boogers at parties, it's a personality quirk
I put boogers in my oatmeal, I put boogers on my toast
I put boogers on my steaks, on my chops and on roasts
A martini isn't ready until there's a booger in the glass
Even an aged single malt scotch needs boogers ... sorry for being crass
Boogers sprinkled on my salad
Boogers ground up in my soup
Boogers floating in my coffee
The best are full of goop
Boogers give me happiness
If I couldn't pick them, I'd be damned
I pick boogers everywhere I go
I pick boogers, therefore I am
How come you guys never write about Mel Torme????? Get with the program and show Mel some luvv!!!!!!!
When I was a young man, I was handsome, with a thick head full of hair
I thought I'd stay that way forever; of the aging process I was unaware
But now that I'm old and bald, I know that time slips away too fast
And the only places I have hair these days is in my nose, in my ears and on my ass.
O-L-D-M-A-N
Gooooooo Old Man!!
Wooo Wooo!
what does Dr. Rockso eat?
Aww maan, Dr. Rockso don't barely eat nothin' baby! Dr. Rockso's like c-c-c-Mick Jagger and Keith Richards and K-K-K-Kate moss and Iggy Pop. Rockso's usually too busy doin' COCAAAIIINE to eat!!!
Rockso does got a c-c-c-soft spot for hookers and ice c-c-c-cream though. And Dr. Rockso's been known to grab the c-c-c-occasional burger off the floor when Rockso's too messed up to get off the floor, baby (like at 0:12 here).
My nose is shaped like a penis
My head is a balloon
My eyes are raisins stuck onto boysenberries
My brain is wacked out on shrooms.
I have no new poem today about booger picking bliss
So I'll just pick my nose, eat it and
listen to this.
D-R-R-O-C-K-S-O
Gooooooo Rockso!!
Wooo Wooo!
booger bard^^
i like to eat booogers to!!!!!!! yummo boogers!!!!!!!! yay!!!!!!!!
I went to Zuccotti Park to bring down the capitalist pigs,
I took a shit in the grass
And I covered it with some twigs,
Then I shit on a police cruiser until the pigs ordered me to stop,
So I picked it up and threw it at those motherfuckers,
Cause there's nobody I hate more than cops
I hooked up with a white chick who had dreadlocks when it was starting to get dark,
We smoked some herb and took our clothes off, and fucked under an old blue tarp
I'm rollin' joints and smokin' bowls, and stayin' high and plugging holes
I feel sooo high,
And I smell like shit,
But I'm still getting love from the hippy chicks
We won't follow your corporate rule,
We won't bathe or flush our stools,
We won't feed the capitalist machine,
We don't use toilet paper; it's not "green."
We came out here to bring the system down,
We're winning here so we're coming to your town.
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