(Photo: Fireworks at Navy Pier on Dec. 31. 2011: Brent Lewis/Chicago Tribune).
Following our recent trend of forgoing basketball commentary and publishing new posts exclusively on holidays (check out our last several posts -- they mark Christmas, Christmas Eve & Thanksgiving!), Drive and Dish wishes a happy New Year to all our readers and friends. Basketball commentary will likely return in the new future, but we won't be trying to keep up with all the other websites and blogs that hype up every crossover, dunk and loose ball foul from now until the NCAA Tournament and NBA Finals. Drive and Dish is a leaner and meaner operation than we were in our halcyon days of 2007 and 2008. We now have neither the personnel nor the time to cover college basketball and the NBA in a thorough manner. So we'll limit our output to occasions on which we have opinions which warrant new blog posts.
Apropos of our admission that since the economic crash of 2008, this blog has been running short on manpower and on time, it's probably worth noting that we've spent the last several months seeking the guidance of some of the most estimable public relations firms in the land (e.g., some of the most expensive PR firms in the land) to help us meet the challenge of mounting a comprehensive rebranding campaign in spite of our downsizing. After having taken in and deliberated over the combined wisdom of such esteemed PR pros (e.g., having blown through the stash set aside for our 2011 mortgage payments, car payments and utility bills), we've arrived at a new organizational motto: Quality over quantity.
So quality over quantity it is!
We may also upload the occasional DJ mix for all our readers and friends who keep asking us for new mixes (or for old ones that they've yet to hear).
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haha!!!!! im drunk as a muthafugga, son LOL!!!!!! got f'd up on new yrs eve. stayed f;d up all day on new yres. woke up n started drankin at noon today son!!!!! setten here gettin my drank on in da janesville hooterz, kid!!!!! big pimpin and watchn dem bowl gamez wit my boyz up in here, playboyy!!!! spitten crazay game at all theze hooters girlz LOL!!!!!! im a P.I.M.P. son!!!! our waitress keeps lookin at me. girl keeps askin if she can refill our pitcher. i know she wants me to fill her pitcher!!!!! LOL!!!!! Im gonna have them little orange shortz droppn to da floor b4 i get outta here, son!!!!!! gonna brake me off a piece of dis trick!!!!! hahaha!!! LOL!!!!!
go packers!!!!!
Parlay Larry is gay!
badgers hadta go an brake my hart last nite. damn bielema cant manage the game clock for sh!t. he was burnin time outs like snoop burns ganja LOL. we might as well have ron zook out there throwin tha game away.
damn hooters waitress wouldnt give me her number last nite. girls nothin but a tease. thought i had a real chance with her. but she was just playin me for a better tip. damn women. got a hangova thats no joke to.
just chillin with some aspren and some henny tonite kidd.
¿Quien es gay y quien no? ¿Es Justin Beiber gay? ¿Es Ricky Martin gay (¡sí!)? ¿Es Marc Anthony gay (¡sabe J.Lo!)? ¿Es Parlay Larry gay(no creo)?
Dude, you guys were way better in 2007 and 2008. Those were great years. The crash in October 08 really screwed everything up. Nothing's been the same since then. The economy sucks, the Bears suck, my life sucks, your blog sucks, etc..... If this is the "New Normal," then the "new Normal" officially suxx ass!!!!
I wish I could go back to the good old days from 2004-2008. Maybe I'm just romanticizing that time cuz thats when I graduated college ('04). But I really think everything was better back then. Oh well, I know I can't live in the past. Got to keep on keepin on, ya know.
Anyhoo, I offer the following toast.....here's to 2007 & 2008!!!! And here's to DRive and DisH getting back to being as good as it was in 2007 & 2008. Btw, here's a link to something that will take you back to those days. It blew up back in '07/08. Hope you enjoy!!!!
youtube.com/watch?v=dQw4w9WgXcQ
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haha lol!!!!! mail order wifes. thats wut im talkin bout playboyy!!!! i needz 2 get a mail order stripper 2 give me a mail order lap dance, LOL!!!! fed ex dude come up to da crib an droppz off a big box wit a russian stripper inside. den she be like, oh snap!!! i just spent tha last 5 days in da mail gettn shipped from russia to come give u a lap dance. itz cold az a muthafunka up in deez fed ex truxx. gotta get my grind on ur lap jus ta warm my azz up, know wut im sayin!!!!!! I be setten dere getten my drank on and i be like, bring da heat, lil gurl!!!!! bring dat heat, up in herrre haha LOL!!!!!!!!
oh ya, jus encase you playaz aint figgered it out yet........ classes dont start 4 anotha week so i started getten my drank on wen da snow started comin down herre in delevan today son!!!! been slizzered since noon haha!!!!!! took a nap for a minute, den got my drank back on tonite!!!!!!
henny been keepin me warm up in herre kidd haha!!!! LOLz!!!!
cassey anhtony??? hell ya, im hitten dat fo sho!~!!!
gurl got tha hot and crazay workin ovatime, hahah.
got dem patron shotz goin to myy head. been feelin this henny buzz for a minute. got dem shawteez thanken up fantasys bout my dikk up in em.
damn itz good to be me.
friggin a!!! Clown shoes Weber blows another one to Penn St. How do you freakin beat Ohio State then turn around and crap the bed against Penn State!?! i'm sick of watching Weberball. I'm sick of finishing in the bottom half of the B1G every friggin year. I'm sick of watching guys stand around and pass the ball around the perimeter for 35 seconds, then throw up a prayer at the end of the shot clock. I'm sick of guards who don't drive to the basket. I'm sick of bigs who don't score in the post. I'm sick of freakin white point guards. i'm sick of being on the bubble every year. I'm sick of watching Weber ruin talented players every year. I'm sick of having to listen to Weber throw his players under the bus after screwing the pooch against another B1G bottom feeder team.
Fire Weber. Hire Brad Stevens or Chaka Smart. Either that or promote Snacks Howard. Or at least promote Snacks to associate head coach if you hire Stevens or Smart.
Bring back the Chief!!!!!!!
Parlay Larry es un maricón.
Dude, I'm not gay. I'm just going thru a dry spell. Okay, so its a looong dry spell. But its just a dry spell.
Dear Mr. Idiot,
I will no longer tolerate your drivel on this website in which children are learning about basketball. You have seen my work in getting Dr. Rocks off the street and off this website. Now I will focus my attention on you.
You can give me your address here on this page and we will take you on a retreat to learn about breaking bad habits and having fun. I will even prepare some strawberry shortcake with some hot cocoa. That sounds like a hoot. If I do not see you clean up your act soon, I will call your mother! Now the ball is on your court.
Sincerely,
Sister Therese
Dear Mark Buckets and T.S.,
I still do not understand why you allow the bad children like Mr. Idiot to continually post evil and sin on your website. I see you trying to spread the joy of Christmas which is a gift to us all.
You need to help the good children learn how to dribble a basketball. When will you put up an article on that and teach the children some good valuable team building lessons?
Sincerely,
Sister Therese
haha. lolz!!!! im sexxy and i no it!!!! lol!!! got nuthin but luv fo ya, sista theres!!!! lol!!!!
maan.......i got the farts today dude. wouldnt wanna be stuck in the same room with me if i was u. got a meeting comin up at 9:30. gonna b lotsa people there. u guys know what sbd means??? im just sayin.....look out!!!! lol.
whew..... spent the day rippin hella ass. stunk up the place real bad. musta sucked to be in the same room with me today. im just nasty today. surprised i diddnt set off the alarm system, or make hazmat have to come out to take care of a gas leak in our building. lol. feel kinda bad for the other people in my 9:30 meeting. they were gettin hit left and right with my sbd farts. whew. what a day. lol!!!!
drunk again lol. modnay nite getten my buzz on for a minute. got some warm weather here in janesville, so me and my boyz been standin outside our whips, gettin tha party on in the wal mart parking lot like were tailgating at a packers game. gonna go inside and spit some game at the shawteez up in there. summa theze walmart tricks iz fine. gotta have game for all occasions, kid. gotta be able to pull hoes outta da clubs, off da streetz and inside the 7-11. thats how we do, son.
dayum, im drunkker then fukk. wut time issit? i think i past out at tha aftaparty. jus got up and dont know whre i am, but i thannk i mussta left my pantz someware. gotta finda way home.......but gotta find some panste first!!!!!!! prolly gonna have 2 walk home, but it aint gonna be fun wit dis maad hanngovar and no pnats on. hope da damm cops dont fugk wit me. prolly will tho. got no id....got no cash.....got no credit card, no debit card......cuz ii got no pantts.
haha lol. woke up drunk as hell and didnt know where in the fffuuc i wus. thought i past out at da aftaparty. turns out i wus past out in tha next door naybors downstars bathroom lol. no idea how i got therre. no idea y i didnt have panst on. must of thout i was in my house and walked in tha door. i was next door instead lol!!!!!! door must of been unlocked haha!!! glad there old lady and there 9 year old daughter didnt see me in there house wit no pansz on. glad the dad didnt see me neither, or he prolly woulda kicked my azz lol. only person who might of seen me wuz there great grandmama who lives downstares. walked rite past her bedroom with no pantss, but she prolly didnt see me my junk cuz shes like 100 yrs old and prolly blind lol!!!! hope she didnt see me anyways lol!!! prolly wouldnt of known wat she wuz lookin at anywyz cuz she prolly aint seen no dudes junk since sinatra wuz prezident back in tha day..... lol!!!! sun come up so i could seee where i wuz. walked next door and got back into da crib at bout 6;30 haha. almost past out soon as i got into da house. came upstairs to pizz ijnstead. ended up puken just b4 i got all daway into da bathroom lol. puked on da carpet lol. at least i got home and dont gotta worry no more bout cops seein me with no panstz on, or bout no homos checkin out my junk lol!!!'' gonna pass out here in my bedroom and sleep untel noon. not gonna get to class today LOL!!!!
haha. jus woke up lil wile ago. had 2 sleep off a anotha baaad hangova lol. party all nite....sleep til 4:30 or 5pm...get up, drink some pimp juice & do it again!!! Thatz how we do son!!!!! Thatz wut itz like wen u a playa like me.....spitten game at tha shawteez & big pimpin in da v.i.p.!!!!!
Holy effen carp!!!!! Fire Weber now!!!!! I've never seen anything like this. How does Weber lose at home to the North frekin Western Mildcats? Especially when the effen Mildcats are missing 2 starters from there lineup??? I'm at the point where I just don't care anymore. I mean, it's just not worth it. Bruce frekken Clown Shoes Weber just loses games year after year. When your team has more talent then anybody in the B1G, but you end up on Bubble every freakken year, you officially suck ass. I mean, BP43 and ML are NBA lottery picks, but Clown Shoes wont let those guys get out and run. Instead we get Weberball. We slow it down and grind it out, and play all ugly, and then we screw the pooch against total bottom feeders like PSU, Minny, and the Mild Cats. Fire Clown Shoes now!!!!!!
Fire Weber, hire a hot, young African American coach like Chaka Smart or Anthony Grant or Snacks Howard, and bring back the freakken Chief!!!!!!!!!!
Dr. Rockso's c-c-c-back for c-c-c-2011 baby, or is it 2012????
Rockso been c-c-c-busy gettin ready to start c-c-c-workin on the new Zazz Blammymatazz album and reunion tour baby.
I'm Dr. Rockso, the rock and roll clown.
I do cocaine.
OMFG FIRE BRUCE WEBER NOW!!!!!!!!! GODDAMMIT!!!!!! MAN THE FUKC UP AND FIRE THAT FRREAKEN AHOLE!!!!!!!!! WEBER IS RUINING MY LIFE!!!!!!!! ITS NOT ENOUGH THAT CLOWN SHOES BRUCE RUINED THIIS BASKETBALL PROGRAM. ITS NOT ENOUGH THAT HE HAS RUINED EVERY FREAKIN PLAYER HES EVER COACHED. NOOOOOOO. EFFEN CLOWN SHOES WEBER HAS TO GO AND RUIN MY FREAKKEN LIFE.
GET RID OF THIS ASSCLOWN NOW!!!!!!!!
I CANT EVEN GO INTO WORK ANYMORE. I HAVE BECOME CHRONICALLY DEPRESSED AND I HAVENT GOTTEN OUT OF BED SINCE THE CLUSTERFARK AGAINST NORTHWESTERN ON SUPERBOWL SUNDAY!!! NOW YOU GO AND GET CORNHOLED BY INDIANA!!!!! I HATE INDIANA MORE THAN LIFE ITSELF!!!!!!! BRUCE CLOWN SHOES = EPIC FAIL!!!!!!!! HOW DO YOU HAVE 3 GUYS FOUL OUT AND LET INDIANA KEEP GETTIN TO THE FREETHROW LINE!!!!!!! HOW DO YOU LET THEM KEEP DRIVING RIGHT TO THE HOLE. HOW DO YOU KEEP LET THEM SHOOT OPEN THREES. HOW DO YOU LET THEIR BIG STIFF ZELLER KEEP ASSRAPING MYERS LEONARD. WEVE GOT MORE TALENT ON OUR ROSTER THEN ANYBODY IN THE B1G. BUT EFFEN WEBER WONT LET HIS GUYS PLAY. HE KEEPS HOLDING ALL OUR TALENT BACK. HOW CAN WE KEEP MISSING THREE POINTERS. THATS ON BRUCE. IF HE DIDNT KEEP HOLDING OUR GUYS BACK, WE WOULD BE UNDEFEATED. I MEAN, WE BEAT OHIO STATE AND MSU. IF WE CAN BEAT THEM, WE CAN BEAT EVERY TEAM ON OUR SCHEDULE. I MEAN, THIS SHOULD BE A NATIONAL CHAMPIONSHIP TEAM, BUT WERE ONE GAME UNDER .500 IN THE EFFEN B1G. FREAKKINN WEBER
FIRE CLWON SHOES.
HIRE SHAKA SMART. LET ME SAY THAT AGAIN. HIRE SHAKA.
I ❤ SHAKA. I ♥ SHAKA. I ♥ ❤ ❥ SHAKA!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
HIRE SHAKA!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
SHAKA. SHAKA. SHAKA. SHAKA. SHAKA!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
I MEAN, I WOULD EVEN FREAKIN TAKE IT UP THE POOPER FROM SHAKA IF IT WOULD GET HIM TO COME HERE TO COACH THIS TEAM, NO HOMO. I FREEAKEN WANT THAT GUY TO COACH THIS TEAM SO BAD. HES PASSIONATE AND AFRICAN AMERICAN AND HE JUMPS UP AND DOWN AND CELEBRATES WHEN HIS TEAMS HIT THREES. I LOVE THIS GUY. HE HAS SO MUCH PASSION AND CHARISMA AND HES SO SUAVE AND ARTICULATE. I MEAN CAN YOU IMAGENE CLOWN SHOES DANCING AFTER WE MAKE A 3????? SHAKA GETS INTO IT AND HES GOT HIS PLAYERS BACKS......UNLIKE CLOWN SHOES WHO WONT MAN UP AND BLAME HIMSELF, BUT THROWS HIS PLAYERS UNDER THE BUS EVERY TIME HE LOSES A GAME.
FIRE WEBER. FIRE WEBER. FIRE WEBER.
HIRE SHAKA. SHAKA. SHAKA. SHAKA. SHAKE.
I FREAKKKKKKENNN WANT SHAKA!!!!!!!!
FIRE WEBER. HIRE SHAKA. PROMOTE JERRANCE HOWARD TO ASSOCIATE HEAD COACH. AND BRING BACK CHIEF ILLINIWEK!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
I MEAN FREAKKINN A, DUDE. WEBER JUST GOT FREAKKIN P3WNED BY CLAPPY DUDE TOM CREAN AND THE FREAKKEN LOOSIERS!!!
FIRE WEBER.
HIRE SHAKA. HIRE SHAKA. HIRE SHAKA.
HIRE SHAKA. HIRE SHAKA. HIRE SHAKA.
HIRE SHAKA SMART YESTERDAY. PAY HIM THE FFRIKKEN HOUSE IF YOU GOT TO. JUST HIRE THE DUDE.
NOW!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
THEN KEEP JERRANCE AND BRING BACK CHIEF ILLINIWEK!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
I ❤ ❤ ❤ ❤ ❥ SHAKA SMART!!!!!!!
Shaka!!!!!!!!! Shaka!!!!!!!!!! Shaka!!!!!!!! Shaka!!!!!!!!!!!! Shaka!!!!!!!!!! Shaka!!!!!!!!! Shaka!!!!!!!!!!
He's young and African American and he's got a cool sounding name. He's suave and he's smooth and he dances during games. He's a coach that jumps up and down when his team hits threes. He's smart and he's emotional. Can we hire him please. His first name is Shaka and his last name is Smart. He's young, black and cool. And he's first in my heart. Fire brucie weber. Hire Shaka Smart. Bring back Chief Illiniwek!!!!!!!!!!
cassey anhtony??? hell ya, im hitten dat fo sho!~!!! gurl got tha hot and crazay workin ovatime, hahah. got dem patron shotz goin to myy head. been feelin this henny buzz for a minute. got dem shawteez thanken up fantasys bout my dikk up in em. damn itz good to be me.
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