
Question: What do you do when you're playing in a basketball game, but you have to piss
really badly?
Answer: I guess you do what Kansas State's Bill Walker allegedly did the other night : you stand on the sideline and go in your pants.
Video here:
Kansas State's Bill Walker stands on KSU sideline, urinates in pants.
Note: It's hard to see what Walker is doing in the video. You have to look closely at the Kansas State bench (on the lower left side of the image), where Walker can be seen putting towels into his pants and crouching down.
More info here:
Eyewitness account of Bill Walker peeing in pants during game.
According to the eyewitness account, Walker came to the sideline yelling "
I gotta piss, I gotta piss!" He then put towels down his shorts and went about his business ... but not without leaving some wet spots on the floor.
The complete weirdness of Walker's having pissed in his pants on the sideline - during a nationally televised game - is what makes the video so funny. It's just
bizarre. But as readers of Drive and Dish may recall, this isn't the first time that Bill Walker has done something weird on the Kansas State sideline. Last year, Walker ate from a bag of popcorn while sitting on the bench during Kansas State's first round N.I.T. defeat of DePaul. Drive and Dish talked about that at the time:
Drive and Dish Archive: "There's Nothing Like the NIT Baby! ... Or Maybe Not."Video here:
Bill Walker sits on bench and eats popcorn during game vs. DePaul.
Bill Walker probably won't be a college basketball player for long. He'll declare for the NBA draft as soon as he can. But in his short stay at KSU, Walker has done his best to make his presence felt - even if it's not for what he's done on the court (bad choice of words: because, apparently, he
did something on the court in that video).