It's been suggested, by several Drive & Dish readers, that we write about the coaching vacancies in Division I college basketball. It's true that there some high profile coaching jobs currently available. And there are rumors about which coach is interested in which job, running rampant on sports talk radio and (especially) on the Internet (or Internets).
However, Drive & Dish has a long history of refraining from gossip, rumor mongering and incessant speculation.
Yesterday, we posted a few brief thoughts on the possibility that Billy Donovan will become the next head basketball coach at Kentucky. While we generally frown upon gossip and speculation, the Donovan to Kentucky story had become so hot that even the conservative editorial staff here at D&D decided to run with it.
But, after several staff meetings (which were replete with some extremely heated discussions), we've decided to abstain from further coaching search gossip, rumor mongering and speculation. Unless, of course, something really big is about to happen. Or if something is too humorous to pass up.
So Drive & Dish will not do in-depth discussions of the various coaching hunts. We will, however, make the following statement, as it pertains to the coaching availability at the University of Michigan: Ann Arbor, MI is one really fu*%ed up place.
Unknown female enters University of Michigan fraternity house, disrobes, pleasures self on couch for half hour as fraternity brothers eat dinner and call police.
Maybe she was looking for the University of Michigan football player who was arrested for exposing and pleasuring himself outside of coeds' house.
Or perhaps she was just training (you know, maybe she needed to get acclimated to performing in front of a crowd whilst nekked-and she certainly was "performing") for next month's naked mile.
Well, I don't know who Michigan's new basketball coach is going to be, but I know what their new mascot should be.
As for the recently-fired, former Michigan basketball coach Tommy Amaker: it looks like he's having some trouble readjusting. Give him time. He'll be okay.
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Exactly the kind of prurient gutter drivel I'd expect from a Duke hater like you. Perhaps we're not quite bright enough to write clever commentary. Just go for the low-brow naked jokes. You must be attempting to appeal to the lowest common denominator.
Are you trying to out-do Fox News? Can we expect you to start posting on Anna Nicole Smith? Who's the father: Birkhead, Howard K. Stern, Prince Fredrich von Auf Der Mar, Lennox Lewis? Heard anything on that Natalie Holloway front lately? Or how 'bout you just do a piece on Brad and Angelina? Or what actress has a big, nasty cellulite-y ass?
Pathetic.
Go back to licking Roy Williams' boots. But please spare us from your childish attempts at writing "basketball commentary."
Your biased against the big 10. Your as bad as espn. You always rip the Illini. Then you make fun of tOSU and Oden and you say there not good enough to win the championship. You rip Wisconsin all the time too. I guess you just love the Big East and the ACC, just like the media. I'm sick and tired of the east coast bias.
PS. you said you would do a "post script" on the Illini. You still havent done it.
Forget the masturbating bear, just change the mascot to the masturbating wolverine.
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