Tuesday, December 4, 2007

Three Days After Peeing in His Pants During a Basketball Game, Bill Walker Makes "Pampers" Reference ... With No Hint of Irony


In Monday's Chicago Tribune, Brian Hamilton did a profile of Kansas State's Bill Walker titled, "Next stop, the NBA." With no apparent hint of irony, Hamilton quotes Walker as saying that he and O.J. Mayo have been "friends since pampers." Really.

Given the fact that, just last Thursday, Walker urinated in his pants during a timeout in Kansas State's overtime loss to Oregon, the editorial staff at Drive and Dish can't believe that Bill Walker would have the audacity to make a "pampers" reference ... unless it were something along the lines of, "Hey, do you think they make pampers in my size? You see, I've beeen having bladder control problems and I could probably benefit from wearing some XXXXXL pampers so that I don't continue to piss in my pants (and on the court) when I'm playing basketball."

Drive and Dish would like to thank you, Bill Walker.

You are the gift that keeps on giving.

By the way, we suggest you look into wearing Depends.

23 comments:

Anonymous said...

bill walker has the IQ of a grapefruit.

Anonymous said...

Walker has problems. This kid really just doesn't give a Damn about anything but getting to the NBA. That's not hyperbole. Walker honestly doesn't give a Damn.

Anonymous said...

i googled diapers and pissing in pants and i found this site. i was looking for diaper fetish and waterworks and scat fetish porn. this site dont have no diaper fetish or waterworks or scat porn. i feel like you have let me down. you suck.

S.K. said...

Poop Scoop,

You're right. There's no diaper fetish or scat porn on Drive and Dish. Sorry to hear that you didn't enjoy your visit to this site.

But I don't think you'll have any trouble finding actual diaper fetish or scat porn.

You'll notice that this post has a picture of a package of Pampers. When I was looking for pictures of Pampers and diapers to use on this post, I came across several pictures of diaper fetish porn. Just do an image search for the word "diaper." You'll find diaper fetish porn pictures on the first results page. Keep looking through the successive results pages & you should be in diaper fetish heaven.

And when I looked for the picture of Bill Walker urinating on the court (which I mistakenly expected would be all over the net), I had a hard time finding Bill Walker but, unfortunately, got some waterworks fetish pics instead.

So I don't know why you're complaining. You should be able to find what you're looking for with ease.

You sick muthafuckin' pervert!

S.K. said...

I actually thought about what I said in my reply to the commenter named "Poop Scoop" for a while after I hit "publish your comment."

While there's absolutely no doubt that anyone with a keyboard and an internet connection can find virtually any kind of porn under the sun in a matter of seconds, I probably shouldn't have been so casual with my suggestions.

As I noted, I came across diaper fetish porn -- inadvertently -- while looking for pictures of "Pampers" to use in a blog post. But what I didn't say is that I wish I hadn't seen the diaper fiends. That stuff is fairly disturbing (although some of it is kind of funny -- in a really fucked up way).

I don't advise anyone to look at diaper fetish porn. I don't even advise anyone to search for images of diapers innocently -- because diaper fetish pictures show up immediately. And they're kind of messed up (no pun intended).

As for scat and waterworks fetish porn, that's just fucking disgusting. There isn't even comedic value to those that stuff ... except for being able to say "scat porn" and "waterworks porn."
But that's it.

I don't want Drive and Dish readers to think that I'm being too flippant about this stuff. I think "Poop Scoop" and people who are into fetish communities are some real freakazoids. And I don't mean that in a complimentary way.

The irony is that, with all the references to scat and waterworks that I've made in this comment, Drive and Dish will probably show up more often in searches for those subjects. And more readers like "Poop Scoop" will come to this site. Oh well ... if we get tons of traffic from it, maybe I'll have to start putting up diaper fetish and scat fetish porn on here after all.

Anonymous said...

me likey poopey

S.K. said...

Poop Scoop and Pooh McGee,

was this either of you guys?:

www.abclocal.go.com/wpvi/story?section=bizarre&id=3574388

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Anonymous said...

i am wearing a diaper right now. oh yeah baby!! and i m about to fill it up!! nuthinz hotter than when you got that warm feelin in your pants. hell yeah!!

www.ratemypoo.com

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Anonymous said...

you can delete as many of my posts as you want but you cant stop me from lovin hawt grown women who are naked except for wearing diaperz filled wit steamin stinkin poo. nuthinz hotter then that!!! and their even hawter if they got dirty feet!!! i have lots of fetishes!!! hell ya!!!!

Anonymous said...

I'm wearing a diaper right now too. Not because I'm some pervert like you guys (although I'll admit I am a dirty old man), but because I have to ... that's because I'm incontinent.

You may recall that a few years back, a French tabloid dug through my garbage and found discarded boxes of Depends and used Depends diapers. At the time, I denied that they were mine, and denied that I wear Depends. But now I'm copping to it.

I wear Depends. And I don't care who knows about it!

But, believe me, there's nothing sexy about having to wear adult diapers. You young guys who wear diapers to get your rocks off are sick puppies!! Or like we used to say back in Brooklyn, you're a bunch of shlemiels.

Anonymous said...

Trashtalk Superstar,

I am a diaper and scat fetish porn enthusiast. But I'm by no means a "freakazoid," or "muthafuckin' pervert." I am, in fact, an attorney, a husband, a father and a respected member of the community. I'm also active in political organizations and have worked to fight hunger, poverty and global warming. Plus, I'm involved with Toastmasters.

But I love me some poopy porn!!

And I get off on wearing a diaper and getting spanked for being naughty and "filling it up."

My wife happens to be a Dominatrix, so she enjoys this as well (as do some several our friends from the swinger's club that we belong to).

And there's absolutely NOTHING wrong with that!!

Trashtalk Superstar, you need to grow up and quit being such a prude. You're probably one of those christian freaks anyway. You need to get laid. Open your mind, you bigoted idiot! Dickhead.

Anyway, that's all for now. Gotta go (no pun intended): My diaper's full.

S.K. said...

Poopsickle,

Shouldn't your screen name be spelled "poopsicle?" Webster's describes a popsicle as a "brand of flavored ice on a stick." And popsicle is spelled with "sicle," not "sickle." I'm assuming that your screen name is intended to be a reference to frozen shit on a stick. So it should be "Poopsicle."

Sorry, but the misspelled screen name hurts the overall comedic value of your comment (assuming that it was intended as comedy -- I sure hope that it was).

But you could have been adding commentary to your frozen shit on a stick reference by intentionally spelling it with the word "sick" (as in "poopSICKle"). If that's what you were trying to do, then I apologize for correcting your spelling (I should have picked up on the joke sooner). And I acknowledge that it's actually a pretty clever double entendre.

But if you were being serious, then you're one fucked up dude.

S.K. said...

And, I forgot to mention in my rebuke of "Poopsicle" (or "poopsickle," as he spelled it): thanks to Larry King for leaving a comment on this blog. And further thanks for the candid admission.

I've never liked Mr. King, but I'm grateful to him for visiting this site. Thank you Larry King. Oh, and I'm letting it be known that Mark Buckets is available for television appearances as a college basketball analyst. I would be more than happy to broker a Mark Buckets appearance on Larry King Live ... maybe around March Madness. E-mail Drive and Dish at basketball.bloggers@gmail.com if you're interested.

Thanks.

Anonymous said...

in arkansas they do piggy poopey sooey

Anonymous said...

fuck you idiots!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Anonymous said...

you ppl r some freakz!!!!!!
i used 2 like 2 stick my manhood in a blender with some vodka, some ice, some xanax pills and some ben & jerry's chunky monkey. it jus feelz soooo good when ur junk iz up in that blender and all that stuff iz swirlin around & gettin crushed up and blended together. it feels even better then being up in a real chik.
then i would always drink the stuff after i shot my wad in the blender. dropping ur mangoo in the their only makes the it taste better. i used to like to listen to kelis singing "milkshake" when i done it too. thats how i used to get my milkshake on, beotch!!!!!!!!! i will drink ur milkshake!!!!!!!!!

but the last time i done it, i got waaayyyy 2 into the whole thing and i started thrusting and goin wild with the blender. i kind of forgot how dangerous the whole thing was and i got my junk 2 far down in the blender. that was the last time i done the whole manhood in the blender thingy.

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Anonymous said...

Alexandra FAIL?!

Lou

Andrew said...

you can delete as many of my posts as you want but you cant stop me from lovin hawt grown women who are naked except for wearing diaperz filled wit steamin stinkin poo. nuthinz hotter then that!!! and their even hawter if they got dirty feet!!! i have lots of fetishes!!! hell ya!!!!

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