Monday, February 18, 2008

Presidents' Day Special


By Mark Buckets

Today marks Presidents' Day on the Calender. This is a day to reflect on past Commander in Chiefs. A day to pay hommage to those who have served us well.

No mail? No problem.

What better way to fill in your afternoon duties than some early afternoon College Basketball?

ESPN2 has served up a dandy in the form of Georgetown and Providence.

The atmosphere? As stale as a rack of donuts near midnight at a local Dunkin' Donuts. How ironic, since this game is taking place in the Dunkin' Donuts Center. Hi-yo.

The teams? Georgetown and Providence. Georgetown has been skating on thin ice all year to remain on top in the Big East - D&D would also like to point out that the Providence Bruins play hockey in the Dunkin' Donuts Center too. Okay, I'll stop now. ESPN really picked a winner by showing Georgetown and Providence. Providence's basketball team has lost 7 of its last 8 games.

This game has been as exciting as a George W. Bush State of the Union Address.

Both teams are doing what they do best: Georgetown is taking care of the basketball, and Providence is chucking up threes and missing them.

Hail to the Chief! (Pipe down Illinois fans)

4 comments:

Anonymous said...

Me today eat hot dogs and go lots poopey toilet red white and blue

Anonymous said...

you want a team with real American spirit. Butler. Forget UNC & Duke, take a look at scrappy bunch of humble unpaid young men who define the spirit of college basketball and working class America!

Butler.

We be cuttin down them nets!

Anonymous said...

YO, YOUR SHITZ FCKUD UP, SON. YOU SPENDZ YA TIME WATCHIN FAWKIN BALLERZ ON TV ...... I AM A FAWKIN BALLA, YO!

WHEN YA SHITZ AT HOME WATCHIN ESPN, ME AND MY GREAT NECK BOYZ IZ UP IN DA CLUB BIG PIMPIN' IN DA VIP -- THATZ HOW WE DO, YO!!!!

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Anonymous said...

Joey, you got them problem with college hoops son. You need to rejoice the purity of the cleanliness, the teamwork, and not the money. Leave your wacky tobaccy program, go to church and pray for mercy, come take a look at some real humble kids from Butler who play this blessed sport for the purity of the game. Athletics should not be dictated by money and distractions you speak of. Instead, you should get down on your knees and beg for mercy son. Beg for mercy. Do it now. You will remember my message, my gift to you, when you see the good boys of Butler cuttin down them nets.