Saturday, February 23, 2008

Tennessee Knocks Off #1 Memphis


#1 Memphis was undefeated going into tonight's much anticipated non conference in state showdown with #2 Tennessee. But Memphis is undefeated no more. Tennessee beat Memphis 66-62.

When the new rankings are released on Monday, Tennessee will be the #1 ranked basketball team in the nation -- for the first time in the school's history.

4 comments:

Anonymous said...

rocky top: yeeehawwwwwww!!!!

Anonymous said...

i'm a comin' down from the mountain and comin' into town with a jug of moonshine and a fistful o' rocks ta throw thru townfolks' windows!

im drunk and i got a mean appetite for some opossum pie.

and i'm comin' into town lookin' to find me a little woman to make my wife and take back up that there mounntain.

and i aint' lookin' for some youngin': she's gotta be AT LEAST 13 years old and it'd be a good thang if she was a cousin!

but i'm as happy as a pig in slop that the volunteers is #1!

yeee hawwwww!!!!!!!!!!!!

Anonymous said...

I'm a country star, I live in Nashville and I'm just a regular Tennessee guy who likes football, fishin', beer, Chevy pickup trucks, sports, gay sex, honky tonk bars, etc.

So, of course, I was rootin' for the Vols the other day.

Oops, did I say that I like gay sex?

I didn't mean to say that. Scratch that from the record. I'm not gay. I'm a 100% red blooded, hetero Tennessee redneck.

It's just that I love to wear torso revealing mesh t-shirts and tight, tight jeans. And I love to go to circuit parties and dance shirtless all night while rollin' on ecstasy with the other shirtless circuit boys.

Wait ... did I say that I like to go to circuit parties and dance shirtless? Scratch that.

I meant to say that I like to go to Titans games and Vols games. And I like to tailgate and drink beer with other, like minded, regular Tennessee football fans ... especially the cute, shirtless ones.

Wait.... no.

I mean, uh .... go Vols!!!

Anonymous said...

Those boys from Tennessee got some game, but they be showboatin for the cameras now that ESPN is covering them and those other wacky tobaccy programs.

They be distracted. uh huh. uh huh. ooooh they being distracted. The title be going to a program with real student athletes that dont be distracted by the devils craft in the world today. That be Butler. We be climbin up that mountain.
*getting excited
We be Climbin up that mountain. uh huh. uh huh.
THEN WE GONNA BE CUTTING DOWN THEM NETS.

Butler. 08.
We be cuttin' down them nets!