By Mark Buckets
The time is upon us. Drive & Dish's staff have filled out their respective brackets after two consecutive nights of brainstorming and a season full of basketball viewing pleasure.
Here we are, at 10:45AM, here on Thursday, March 20th, 2008. We're mere moments from the beginning of a month-long odyssey of epic proportions.
Think that's a bit over the top? A case of hyperbole?
Try again. There is nothing in the world of sports that generates the passion of the NCAA Tournament.
Drive & Dish lives for today.
Over the next four days, Drive & Dish will continue it's all-consuming coverage of the NCAA Tournament.
Tomorrow, I, Mark Buckets, will attempt to complete the blogging version of a "Super Marathon."
From 11 in the morning til deep into the night - with a couple of bathroom breaks in between and some time to stretch - I will be plugged in to the NCAA Tournament.
It's time.
10 minutes to go. Tick, tick, tick, tick......
11:03AM- It's past 11:00...and I'm staring at the weathered face of CBS 2 Chicago's Rosanne Telez. I guess they aren't going to network coverage until around 11:10. At least the Westwood One radio coverage begun on time.
11:04AM- Speaking of which, Mark Champion of Westwood One sounds a heck of a lot like Illinois' Brian Barnhart. It's erieely similar.
11:08AM- March Madness on Demand has generated quite a buzz. From those in the office to people elsewhere, CBS did everyone a favor in making these games free to view. Thank god I signed up for VIP access. Took me about a minute to log in to MMOD with the VIP feature. Thinkin' ahead there, Markie.
11:12AM- CBS is on the air and Clark Kellogg is already dropping poetry. You know it's go time when you hear that.
11:14AM- Underrated aspect of NCAA basketball on the radio: Ted Robinson is back again for another year. Robinson was behind the microphone during the Bryce Drew miracle shot. It still gives me chills when I hear it.
11:17AM- CBS will take the nation to the Verizon Center to tip off their coverage of the NCAA Basketball Championship. The bands are cued up, the crowd is buzzing - those that are there, it's a late arriving crowd - and everyone is ready.
11:19AM- Speaking of chills, CBS' opening montage of tourney moments still freezes me to the bone.
11:20AM- I'm loving the NCAA Tournament pins that the coaches have always sported. Sharp
11:21AM- We are UNDERWAY and Xavier pounds it inside for a 2-0 lead. Not the kind of start the Bulldogs needed.
11:22AM- Sundiata Gaines with the BLOW BY. The Georgia senior needs to have a huge game today for them to have any chance of an upset.
11:23AM- Don't know if it's just my computer, but the audio isn't working on my MMOD. Please fix this....please
11:25AM- Dave Bliss comes up about 2 feet short on a fade away. The shot wasn't even altered. He needs a Trashtalk Superstar pep talk to take it up strong! He needs a little talkin' to...
11:27AM- Bulldogs struggling to guard the three....I've counted three open three's - one of which XU has made - in the first 5 minutes here...
11:27AM- We are underway in Omaha!
11:28AM- UGA starting to settle down and they have taken a 9-8 lead.
11:30AM- Love the low-pitched howl from the Michigan State cheerleaders. Intimidating as hell for the other team.
11:32AM- Sloppiness in Denver between Michigan State and Temple. Did you expect anything different?
11:33AM- ALERT ALERT ALERT: Gus Johnson just dropped a Pepe Sanchez reference. I love the tournament.
11:35AM- Audio not working on MMOD. This is disturbing, since I don't care for Gus Johnson (an understatement) or Len Elmore.
11:38AM- Kansas runnin' and gunnin' to a 13-3 lead over Portland State. The Vikings seem overwhelmed by the big stage, thus far.
11:39AM- The struggles of Drew Neitzel have been well-documented this year. He continues to struggle today, against the ferocious defense of Temple. Fran Dunphy knows how to coach "D."
11:40AM- Michigan State giving Temple a little taste of their own medicine.
11:42AM- Temple busts out the 1-3-1 zone. Not used to seeing that from the Owls. Since MSU has gone big, it's a good way to contain the lane.
11:44AM- Flipping over to ESPNEWS during the break, and I stumble upon American U Coach Jeff Jones. The former UVA head man did a great job with limited talent - to say the VERY least - this year.
11:50AM- Ten minutes to go in Denver and Michigan State leads Temple by a score of....12 to 11
11:51AM- In D.C. UGA has recovered and actually is up by six. If they happen to win today, I assure you they will be coined "America's Team" by more than one media outlet, if they already weren't already.
11:55AM- There's strong: And there's there's Raymar Morgan strong.
HIGH NOON- UGA hanging on to a 3-point lead over XU.
12:01PM- Apparently Drew Naymick will be getting his P.H.D. according to Gus Johnson. I guess he's a better student than a basketball player. (Naw you think?)
12:05PM- There isn't a harder worker - during the game - in college basketball than Drew Neitzel. Always moving, always working for an open shot. You've got to wonder if he has any legs left.
12:09PM- UGA up 35-26 on Xavier at halftime. The Bulldogs continue to get it done.
12:10PM- I was afraid of this when I picked Temple to upset Michigan State. The Owls have gone ice cold, and have been prone to scoring droughts at times this year. I guess I figured Michigan State would follow suit.
12:19PM- Halftime score: Michigan State-35 Temple-26. Both teams starting to warm up a bit towards halftime. Good thing, we were on pace for a 45-40 showdown.
12:30PM- I feel like changing my phone service to AT&T. I don't know why.
12:32PM- Xavier a little hesitant to put the three up. They're shooting 36% from 3 today.
12:33PM- Drew Lavender still looks a little slow after that ankle injury he sustained earlier in the year...He is obviously not at the top of his game.
12:35PM- Georgia looking supremely confident early in the second half. They're "not just happy to be here."
12:37PM- Halftime numbers from Denver: Temple's Dionte Christmas has taken a page out of Roy Hibbert's book and hasn't scored in the first half. The Owls need to get him on track to have any comeback chance.
12:41PM- MSU starts the second half with an easy dunk. An ominous sign for Temple.
12:42PM- Along that theme, an open three for the Spartans. Temple appears frustrated here early in the second half.
12:43PM- MMOD update: Did the Kansas/Portland State game begin yet? The feed has been awfully slow (and it's not my computer.)
12:46PM- Xavier trying like hell to make a run. Every time the Muskies string together a couple of baskets, UGA matches with a bucket or two of their own.
12:50PM- Perhaps I spoke too soon. Georgia is racking up the fouls and Xavier continues to chip away. Lead down to 4, 46-42.
12:53PM- Drive & Dish Fashion Update: As if the NCAA hasn't slapped their logo everywhere, they've gotta do it on the team jerseys....We don't approve..
1:00PM- Georgia showing frustration that I haven't seen since before the SEC Tournament.
1:01PM- Bam, UGA with the awnser. They've been up to the challenge so far. 49-42 Dawgs.
1:03PM- I know Sundiata Gaines splits the high screen better than more everyone, but he's gone to the well a little bit too often. Steal, easy transition dunk and XU is back to within 3.
1:05PM- The shots aren't falling for the Dawgs and Xavier is making them pay. A six point swing and the Musketeers have taken the lead, 52-49.
1:06PM- What an entertaining basketball game. This has the making of a tournament classic, to say the least.
1:07PM- All quiet on the western front in Denver. Michigan State has seized control and should walk to an easy win. I knew that Temple pick was a reach.
1:09PM- Kansas holding serve against Portland State. It's your typical #1 seed that shoots 60% and swarms the 16 seed. Incredible balance from the Jayhawks.
1:12PM- Xavier starting hunker down on defense and pressuring like they've done all year. Georgia better be careful not to let this one slip away.
1:13PM- It seems that Dave Bliss (4 fouls) complains more than an Italian soccer player after a foul. Dennis Felton put him down on two seperate occassions for his raw attitude.
1:14PM- The second wave of games should provide a few competitve matchups, led by the 6-11 game between Purdue and Baylor. I'm also interested to see how Kent State matches up with UNLV. Marquette and Kentucky will be a barn-burner.
1:20PM- After a slow start, Michigan State has been as impressive as they've been all year (on the road/neutral) today against Temple. As is common knowledge, this is a team that is built for the tournament.
1:21PM- A physical game in D.C. Both teams playing up-in-you-grill D. Especially XU.
1:29PM- 65-61 XU. Georgia needs a bucket bad with a little over a minute to go.
1:30PM- Woodbury rattles one out that would have cut it to one....foul inside, Georgia's Butler to the line.
1:31PM- Corey Butler missed the front end of the one-and-one. An 81% FT shooter and he clanked it. Xavier goes down and knocks down 2, sealing it.
1:33PM- This loss will mark the end of a solid career for Sundiata Gaines. He's one of Dennis Felton's original recruits - and he didnt transfer despite a lot of turmoil.
1:35PM- Fighting to the final whistle, Dennis Felton urging his team to play defense despite the game being completely out of hand.
1:36PM- Final score: Xavier-73 Georgia-61. The score is in no way respresntative of how close this game actually was.
1:37PM- Action has begun in Anahiem. This game offers a ton of storylines, one of which involves Tom Crean and his rumored desire to get the Kentucky job.
1:43PM- Lazar Hayward has been all over the court early on. The beauty of his game is that he can play four positions....and play most of them well.
1:49PM- I'm a firm believe in Marquette's ability to make deep run this year. If they get by Kentucky, Stanford will likely be waiting....but I am big believer in guard play over post acumen.
Stanford's backcourt is a huge question mark as well, especially against a lightning-quick Marquette guard trio.
Thursday, March 20, 2008
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There be many programs playin ball in the end I be smoochin with Shelley Smith during them One Shining Moment segment. Many these players be showboating or shavin points for them contracts. Many not be going to school or eating their veggies. Them boys from Butler be doin it right. Uh huh. Uh huh.
We be cuttin down them nets
Booooooooo Diggetttty
* Spinnin my tops
We be cuttin down them nets
* Whippin the dog leash in the air
We be cuttin down them nets
Butler Bob not smooch Shelley Smith because Butler not cut down nets in tournament.
VALPO cut down nets in CBI tournament. Valpo best team in Indiana. Butler cheat to win game at Valparaiso. Referees decide who win game before game start.
Valpo deserve win conference. NCAA like Tito government, decide who win conferences & NCAA tournament.
Butler Bob want smooch Shelley Smith. But Butler Bob is Southern Indiana hillbilly white trash ptichka. Butler Bob not smooch Shelley Smith, smooch first cousin instead.
Jay: Yo, whatchya wanna do, wanna be ballas, shot callas, brawlers...
Jay and Silent Bob got this Tournament on lock, bro. We got the hook up for real. We got the inside info, we got the scoops and the word from the street on the real dilly, yo. Vegas odds makers and bookies from around the block are blowin' up my pager, bro. They're beepin' my beeper like a crackhead fiendin' for some rocks, brah. They're lookin' for the REAL info. The INSIDE INFO. They knows Jay and Silent Bob got the 411 locked down.
You tell 'em, Silent Bob.
Silent Bob:
Jay: Hell yea! Just like Silent Bob said, our bracket's got the real teams, yo. We got the REAL brackets, homie. We got the scoops from the streets. We got the line on the line. We got people in high places and low places, from the mallrats here in Jersey to all those rich guys who drive Porsches and have names like Blair and Blane, and who make fun of guys like Duckie, Long Duck Dong and John Bender out in Shermer, Illinois.
We got peeps, dude. We got the hook up. I'm not talkin' about just any hook up, yo. I mean, we got the REAL hook up, dude. We got the straight shiznit, bro.
You tell 'em, Silent Bob ..... all the fly honeys be sweatin' our jocks cuz our brackets are so tight, kid. Like Ludacris, we got hoes in different area codes. Like Obi Wan and Luke Skywalker, we got the Force, homie.
And like Bluntman and Chronic, like Cheech and Chong, like Snoop Dogg and Warren G, we got the craziest budz, yo. Ain't no need to be sniffin' glue dude. Just call my pager ..... we got what you need. We gots the chronic and the Oxycontin, bro. Hell yeah.
And we got the 411 on the NCAA Tournament. We're droppin' mad science on this bracketology, brah.
Silent Bob:
Jay: That's right Silent Bob. You tell 'em. We're gonna win this Tournament pool, yo. Our brackets are tight like kryptonite. They're as strong as a few bong hits of of some primo hydro Northern Lights. Our brackets are like MC Hammer, yo ... you can't touch this.
Silent Bob:
Jay: You can't even think about comin' close to Jay and Silent Bob, bro. We're usin' our Jedi mind tricks on these brackets like some ju-jitsu shit, dude. The Force is with us, homes. When your bracket is shot to hell, we're gonna be on the boardwalk in Atlantic City, rollin' like high rollers, cuz our brackets are straight up money, ese. I'm insane in the membrane and my brackets are gonna make me millions, like I'm Richie Rich, or Bishop Don "Magic" Juan or Stacks Calhoun.
Me and Silent Bob are gonna be on the boardwalk, partying like rock stars, dude. I'm gonna be rockin' shit like I'm Tommy Lee or Dimebag Darrell. Dude, I'm gonna be rockin' harder than Dave Mustaine or some shit. We're gonna be out on that dance floor, doin' the Bird like Morris Day and Jerome, yo.
Now this dance ain't for everybody .... only the sexy people!
America! Have you heard, there's a brand new dance, and it's called the Bird!
Whoooooaaaaa!!!!!
Silent Bob:
yyyyyyyyeaeeeeeeeeeaaaaaaaaaaaaaa!!!!!!!
!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Valpo Vlade:
Sonny Boy,
You be needin church.
Me and Ethel be rootin and tootin for them Indiana programs like Valpo in them third tier goldfish awardin tournament.
Dont be calin people from your state such trashy things. How do you blogwriters keep up such posts? You be seein me tap dancin durin them One Shinin Moment Segment and smoochin Shelley.
Uh Huh
Uh Huh
Butler. 08.
WE BE CUTTIN DOWN THEM NETS!!!!!!!!!!!
Butler Bob, you always talk about church and how people need to go to church and pray for salvation. But then you talk about how you plan to smooch Shelley Smith at the Final Four, when Edna is out of the room, powdering her fanny.
Butler Bob, you are a hypocritical, philandering, sinner who commits adultery in your heart.
You're the one who needs to get into a Southern Baptist church and pray for salvation.
You need to be born again. You should come down to our church. Even though I'm pretty busy with my day job and with raising my kids and waiting on my wife hand and foot, I manage to work with the youth ministry four nights a week. But on the weekends, I work with adult outreach on Saturdays.
Hallelujah, praise the Lord.
you be a false prophet sonny boy. You be needing to repent and goin to them church. go now!!!!!
Butler.
08.
we be cuttind won them nets
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