In what has to be one of the worst kept secrets in recent memory (kind of like Hillary Clinton's, John Edwards', John McCain's and Rudy Giuliani's Presidential aspirations - we knew, for years, that they'd run, so their official "I'm running" announcements were anti-climactic), Dallas Mavericks forward Dirk Nowitzki has been named MVP of the NBA. Nowitzki becomes the first European NBA MVP. It's been known, for nearly a week, that Nowitzki would get the MVP award.
Yay for him.
Too bad he couldn't get his team out of the first round of the playoffs.
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Well, well ... it appears that the NBA hasn't changed much in the 20 years since they made a star out of that mediocre, no game havin' white devil Larry Bird. The league wouldn't let brothas guard their great white hope/devil. If brothas had been allowed to guard Bird, he wouldn't have even been in the league.
Now here comes the next great white hope/hype/devil. Twenty years after Bird, the NBA (Nazi Basketball Assosiation/ No Brothas Allowed) gives us none other than a blond haired, blue eyed, aryan MVP from, where else, Hitler's fatherland ... Germany.
Just like that Bird that couldn't fly, this blue eyed devil has no game and no business even being in the NBA. In fact, if it weren't for the racists in the league's front office, there wouldn't be any white devils in the league, cuase none of those crackers belong on the same court as our proud soldgiaz. But they had to go and do it again, and give the mvp to another white devil to keep racist Amerikkka interested in our (proud Nubian street soldgiaz) game.
Pathetic.
Nat X,
Nice to see that some of you people are still taking shots at Larry Bird all these years later. Isiah Thomas said the same crap 20 years ago, then Bird went out and disemboweled Detroit in the playoffs. Then Spike Lee said the same thing. Bird kept silencing his bean pie eatin' critics. So now that he's been out of the game for 15 years, you people are back at it. Nice. Especially since Larry can't prove you wrong on the court anymore. Now you people can say whatever reverse racist bullshit you want, and he can't make you look stupid because he's not playing anymore.
As for Nowitzski, if he doesn't deserve to be the MVP, then who does? Please answer me that, Nat.
Spike and Isiah were speakin' truth to power. But the powers that be wouldn't let brothers play defense against the white hype/devil Larry Bird (that don't fly). It was a conspiracy to make the blue eyed devil thrive in a game that he can't otherwise survive in. That is how it works. Without crackers like Larry Bird and Kevin McHale and Bill Laimbeer and John Stockton, white Amerikkka would never support the game, and since white Amerikkka holds Nubian kings down in poverty, whites have all the economic power and the NBa needs them to be able to keep raking in the money (made off the backs of proud Nubians). This is how the white devil runs the world. Just look at 9/11. Blow up the twin towers, blame it on Allah's soldgiers, and go to war to steal oil from Islamic Holy Land and make money for Halliburton and the hook nose, money grubbing Joos.
So Mr. Beantown (I take your moniker to be code for white Boston racist- one needs only look at the racist history of Boston to know what I'm taling about), you want to know who I think should of been named MVP instead of the NAZI blue eyed devil?
Ever heard of Kobe? 83 points in one game last year. THats all I need to say.
AI-tha brotha keeps it real more than anyone else. Every caucasian hates him. Nobody can stop him.
Others worthy of consideration include Jamaal Crawford, Stephon Marbury, Steve Francis, Sharif Abdur-Rahim, Rasheed Wallace, Stephen Jackson, Baron Davis, Jalen Rose, Ricky Davis, Ron Artest, Larry Hughes, Lebron, Shaquille Oneal, Dwayne Wade, Smush Parker, Jamaal Tinsley, Stephen Jackson, etc.
Special consideration has to go to Robert Horry for throwing that no game havin cracker devil Steve Nash into the scorers table tha otha nite.
But the league picks either crackers like Nowitzki and Nash and oreo house negro Uncle Toms like Michael Jordan and Karl Malone for MVP.
Salaam.
Good lord. I hope you guys are joking. Especially you, Nat X.
By the way, I get the Nat X reference. He was one of Chris Rock's best characters on Saturday Night Live in the early 90's.
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