Sunday, April 8, 2012

Happy Easter


Apropos of the cartoon above, budget cuts have forced Drive and Dish to cut back on our use of words. So we'll keep this post short and cut to the chase: Happy Easter.

(Cartoon: CARTOONaDAY.com).

13 comments:

i can't get enuff said...

Parlay Larry is gay!

Bo Xilai's Fall From Grace said...

Why you dudes never write about Jeremy Linnsanity? Everyone have Linnsanity. Why you no have Linnsanity?

Anonymous said...

Quiero saber!

Anonymous said...

Ok guys, check this out. I've been working on being funny and writing jokes and I think I'm ready to take a crack at this Parlay Larry stuff you guys always do... So Parlay Larry is ......uh, let me start that over. I've been thinking about it and I think Parlay Larry is, uh....

Aw, hell. I got nothin.'

Maybe I'll try again some other time.

Brine Shrimp Chris said...

We had a blast on the Popcorn Andy and Brine Shrimp Chris Morning Zoo all week here on K-Rock, 97.3. Today's show was awesome too, as usual. We talked with some heavy hitters today, like Dustin Diamond (you probably remember him as Screech from Saved By the Bell), Jared from Subway, Tracey Bingham of Baywatch (ohh la la!!!) and the guy who voiced the middle frog from the famous Budweiser frogs ads. C'mon everybody, say it: Bud......Wise.....Err. Heh heh. Plus, we chilled in-studio with the boys from Smell the Glove, Northeast Ohio's premier Spinal Tap tribute band. They played two acoustic songs, right here, live in the studio.

Awesomeness!!!

And in honor of 4/20, the Stoners Holiday, we chilled with central Ohio's most notorious Cheech and Chong impersonaters, Leech and Bong. Those guys are a total trip, man. I think I've still got a contact high goin' on!! The interns are gonna have to burn some incense in the studio so the suits up in management don't smell all that purple haze wafting through the halls!!!

I think I might need to stop for some cool ranch Doritos on my way home, cuz I'm getting the munchies. Heh heh.

Don't forget, you can download the highlights from today's show and from all of this week's shows for free on podcast from the 97.3 website. Make sure you check that out and be sure to join us next week, Monday through Friday from 5:00 AM to 9:00 AM on Steubenville's rock, K-Rock 97.3!

Muffin Top Matt said...

Just got back from the gym. 1st time ive been to the gym since i joined up after new years. the gym is so intimidating, but i got dumped by my girlfriend on march 29th and i gotta get rid of this muffin top before summer. i walked on the treadmill for a half hour and then i spent about 20 minutes doing bench presses and curls for my biceps. so if i keep hitting the gym, i should be in beach shape in a couple weeks. chicks are gonna be all over me this summer. Ali is gonna be so jealous when she hears about all the hotties im swooping up. shes gonna wish she never effed me over and hooked up with that personal trainer.....and that lawyer....and that filthy, smelly protester from occupy wall street.....and that tatted up towel boy at the gym.......and that keyboard player from that indie rock band......and that hipster guy from the coffee shop.....and that guy who sometimes blogs as a film critic for that free alternative weekly newspaper's website....and that aspy fanboy who dressed up as boba fett all the time that she met at comic con (that one really hurt!).....or those guys from kid cudi's entourage who she met backstage at his show...

Muffin Top Matt said...

wow. i worked out earlier tonight, and i felt jacked up afterwards. my biceps looked a lot bigger when i left the gym than they did before i went to the gym. but seems like they shrunk up over the last 3 or 4 hours and now i look just the same as i did before i went to the gym. this is so frustrating. i don't see any difference in my physique yet. i spent almost an hour working out, but i can't see any progress by looking at myself in the mirror with my shirt off. i gotta drop this muffin top before summer. i need to look good so i can have enough confidence to pick up a bunch of hotties. My ex, Ali, will be so jealous when she hears about all the hot poon i'm swooping she'll wish she didn't dump me. well, technically, she didn't officially "dump" me.....she just said she needed some "time off" and some "space" while she started her new job in another city, but after she never returned any of my calls or texts for the last month (103 by my count), it was pretty obvious what was up. so i gotta get my stuff together and transform my body so i can become an alpha male player this summer. Ali will be so jealous when she hears about how alpha ive become and how many hot chixx i've been banging. hopefully that will make her regret asking to "slow things down" when i proposed to her on bended knee, and then asking for "time off" and saying she just wants to be "friends" for a while, but then never returning any of my calls (aka, dumping me). She owes me that much, especially since i was so cool about it when she cheated on me and hooked up with that adjunct journalism professor from the local community college.....and that campaign aide for Joe Biden.....and that meathead guido who passes out flyers when you leave the clubs.....and that cocky a-hole who works at that investment bank....and that stoner who always wears the bob marley t shirt and who works behind the counter at the headshop down on the corner where they have all the bongs and hookas in the window.....and that hipster guy with the beard who plays mandolin in that weird indie rock band....and that guy who works for google....and that dude who organizes protests of all the G8 and G20 summits.....and that guy Parlay Larry.......and that roadie for the band 311...... and those guys from Cris Bosh's entourage.

Popcorn Andy said...

Hey, Popcorn Andy here from the Popcorn Andy and Brine Shrimp Chris Morning Zoo on Steubenville's rock, K-Rock 97.3. We're comin' up at 5:00 AM, and that's just around the corner, so be sure to check us out this morning. We'll be talking to some big dawgs today, like Buddy Roemer -- he's running for president from the Americans Elect Party. And how 'bout Danielle Fishel -- remember her? She played Topanga Matthews on Boy Meets World and Marla in National Lampoon's Dorm Daze 1 and Dorm Daze 2 (loved those movies!). We'll also be talking to C. Martin Croker -- he was the voice of Zorak, from Space Ghost Coast to Coast. And since we got so much positive feedback on our facebook page after his visit last week, we'll be bringing Dr. Rockso the Rock and Roll Clown back on for another "go around." It doesn't matter how early in the morning it is, Dr. Rockso's always running on a full tank ... but that's probably because he does cocaine (ahem, unlike, uh, morning radio drive time shock jocks).

So tune in to the Popcorn Andy and Brine Shrimp Chris Morning Zoo this morning, and every weekday, from 5:00 to 9:00 AM .....right here on Steubenville's rock, K-Rock, 97.3.

Oh, and don't forget, you can download highlights from last week's shows on podcast from the K-Rock website. That way you can get your Popcorn Andy and Brine Shrimp Chris Morning Zoo fix on the go and any time of the day!

Fat Sal said...

Hey guys, I downloaded that Popcorn Andy and Brine shrimp Chris show and listened to it on my iphone the other day. You'z guys are pretty funny. That Dr. Rockzo clown is hilarious, but he's crazy as f**k. Somebody needs to get him over there to the Betty Ford's clinic before he OD's on cocaine. Maybe he can get together with Charlie Sheen in there and come out kickin ass and "winning"!!!!!

Muffin Top Matt said...

I'm so depressed. I'm out here in the bars and nobody's paying attention to me. Chixx just look the other way when I try to make eye contact, like there repulsed by me or something. I just can't get use to being single. It suxx so bad. I feel like such a chump. Their are all these alpha male, ripped up muscle head guys in this bar, and I'm standing here in the corner with my muffin top pouring over my jeans and holding my beer to my chest like a security blanket or a shield, to keep me from looking like even more of a chump. I mean, I'm a second year law student, so I've got to be so much smarter than these alpha male muscle head dolts, but I just can't get girls to give me a chance. It use to be so much better, back when I had my ex, Ali. She and I dated all through college and through my first two years of law school. So I'm not use to being single and going to bars to swoop chixx. I gotta get rid of this muffin top before summer so I can pick up chicks all summer long. And hopefully, if Ali finds out that I'm having the time of my life with all kinds of hotties, she'll get jealous and take me back. I mean, I feel like she owes me one, since I was so cool about it when she cheated on me and hooked up with that sculpture 101 professor......and that reality show contestant/wannabe pastry chef from "Who Wants to be a Celebrity Chef"......and that law school dropout who made all that money daytrading.....and that bartender from Shooter's.....and that junior associate producer from that stupid morning zoo radio show...and that El DeBarge impersonator from the traveling carnival....and that semipro lacrosse player who played lacrosse at Syracuse....and that that polo instructor from her dad's polo club .........and that skinny hipster guy with the handlebar mustache and beard who wears horned rim glasses and plays the washboard in that ironic indie rock/alternative bluegrass punk band......and that wake and bake stoner who she buys weed from.....and that Columbia school of journalism grad student who has that blog on the Huffington Post local page....and that traffic cop who was about to give her a ticket until she got into the backseat of his police cruiser with him (smart thinking!)......and that guy she met at the Ren Fair who finished fourth in the jousting tournament.....and that frat boy she met in line waiting for the bathroom at that college bar she went to when she went back to the alma matter for homecoming..... and that secret service agent she met when she was at that Barack Obama rally........and those guys from Gilbert Arenas's entourage.

Popcorn Andy said...

Popcorn Andy here from the Popcorn Andy and Brine Shrimp Chris Morning Zoo on K-Rock, 97.3. We're live and on the air. So far, the week's off to a good start. In the first hour, we made fun of President Obama's corny jokes at the White House Correspondent's dinner and we replayed last week's chat with Dr. Rockzo the Rock and Roll Clown. We also let Brine Shrimp Chris out of his straightjacket. So hide the women and the children!!! When we get back from the news and traffic break, we'll be talking with David Lascher -- he played Vinny on NBC's Blossom, back in the early 90's. Funny, his name doesn't really sound Italian. And did you ever wonder what happened to the guy who used to show up to baseball games and football games back in the 70's and 80's in the rainbow wig with the "John 3:16" sign? Well, we'll be talking to a guy who was a production assistant for a documentary about him him back in 1997 after 8:00.

So stick around and keep listening to us this morning, and every morning, Monday through Friday from 5:00 to 9:00 AM on the Popcorn Andy and Brine Shrimp Chris Morning Zoo, right here on Steubenville's rock, K-Rock 97.3. And don't forget, you can get highlights of past shows on podcast from the K-Rock website, so you can listen to the Popcorn Andy and Brine Shrimp Chris Morning Zoo whenever and wherever you want.

Rock on!!!

Cheery Cherry said...

M-U-F-F-I-N

Gooooo Muffin Top Matt!!

Woo! Wooo!

Muffin Top Matt said...

Cheery Cherry......are you a girl???

If so, wanna meet up for drinks some time???